Pretty face, dirty mouth. Simply complex. Kind of a big deal. Circus of a love life. Superficial. Intellectual. Delusions of greatness. Manic and effervescent. A feverish writer. Platinum coif -- by choice. Mistakes made. Future broadcast journalist/ magazine editor/ freelance writer/ public relations rep/ fashion buyer/ entrepreneur. Pageant participant. Barista. Hooters girl. Administrative assistant. Entertainer -- decorating and baking. Entertainer -- acting, modeling. Repeat offender, traffic violations. A Southern Belle du Jour who doubles as a neurotic party-girl. With "caked-up make-up." Dates like a man, loves like a woman. Parties "like a rockstar". Victim of my own sexuality. Exhibitionist/head-turner. Serial dater/ part-time monogamist. Searching for my soul mate -slash- investment banker. Inebriated alter ego, "the princess". Occasional public wearer of tiaras with corsets. Closeted computer geek. Lives and loves in high heels.